Facebook Use Survey by AsktheBuilder.com

This survey should not take you but a few minutes - if that.

Please answer honestly and I hope you appreciate the humor I've tried to bake into the answers.

Remember, FIVE people will each win one small sample bottle of Stain Solver.

Good luck to you!



Email Address:

Do you live in the USA? Yes
I'm an outer space alien with an expired visa.

Do you have a Facebook Account? Yes
Mark Zuckerberg can kiss my (word deleted - feel free to insert: lips, baby, ground, tarmac, "cheek", etc.)

If I asked you to visit a Facebook page for a company with good products and asked you to LIKE it, would you do that? Yes
Maybe - depends if I really LIKE the product
Possibly - assuming you would not summon all your NH wizard friends to cast a hex on me if I didn't like it

If you use Facebook, tell me why you go there? CHECK all that APPLY. I love posting selfie photos, don't you?
to see what my friends are doing
to discover new products
to be part of a group or cause
to lurk to see what my friends or enemies are doing
to be sold something - I love talking to insurance salesmen in bars

FINAL QUESTION: Do you like some of my humorous answer choices in my Q and A survey forms? YES YES! You should be on Comedy Central
Yes - but some are pretty lame
Do you know what this means? :-/
Tim, you're not funny at all - seriously
Your answers are devoid of all humor - STOP TRYING