Big Ass LED Light Review

This is the Big Ass LED light. It's small, but it puts out LOTS of light. Copyright 2018 Tim Carter
Big Ass LED Light - Small but Bright!
A few months ago, I was approached by the fine folks at Haiku Home. They make fans and they recently started to dip their toes into the LED light marketplace announcing their Big Ass LED Light.
The engineers at Haiku Home came up with a durable, futuristic, and BRIGHT LED light meant for garages, shops and any other place where you need lots of light but not a big electric bill.
What are the Specs of the Big Ass Light?
This 2-foot light fixture made from a one-piece cast aluminum body puts out a brilliant 13,000 lumens while only sipping just 122 watts from your local electric provider. The color temperature of the light is very close to what you'd see at high noon on a clear day.
What is the Color Temperature of the Big Ass Light?
You can expect 5,000 Kelvin out of these lights so you get excellent color rendition with whatever you're working on.
How Much Does it Weigh?
When I first took delivery of the lights, I was astonished at what the lights weighed. I wondered if they incorporated lead weights in them.
I estimate the light weighs 15, or more, pounds. They're beefy and definitely deliver with respect to the THUD factor.
How Do You Hang the Lights?
You hang the lights with two included S-hooks. A standard three-prong plug provides the needed electrons. This means you'll have to adapt a standard lightbox in your ceiling to an outlet that you might find on a wall.
Does the Big Ass Light Have a Motion Sensor?
The light comes equipped with a motion sensor that can be adjusted to suit your needs for how you use your garage or workspace. This is a very handy feature and a twist of the sensor allows you to adjust the length of time you want the light on each time you activate the switch.
You can visit the Haiku Home site for all the details about this amazing light fixture.
How Much Does the Big Ass Light Cost?
My biggest complaint with this wonderful light was its price. At the time I'm writing this review, you have to part with just a few pennies under four hundred dollars for one of these at your local big box store.
For some reason, there's a very wide disparity in price if you go to Amazon.com where the light is listed at an astonishing $599.00 at the time this review was published in early April 2016.
The Big Ass LED Light comes with a corresponding big-ass price tag that many might not be willing to spend.
With that in mind, I decided to ask Clay Moran at Haiku Home some questions. I was trying to get my head wrapped around why a garage light would be so costly.
Here they are with his thorough responses:
Why are the lights so expensive? Can you go into detail as to what makes them retail for $500 when you can go to Amazon and get similar light fixtures for far less?
There are several reasons our lights are the priced the way they are. These fixtures are-and I mean this sincerely-not comparable to anything else out there. They are incredibly bright – brighter than (16) 60-watt bulbs. Each light is assembled in the U.S. and every light goes through a burn out period before they are shipped to ensure the highest quality. The benefit of this is we catch any faulty LED bulbs before they are shipped out. Most lighting manufacturers test one fixture for every 100 they sell. Our lights are made of one solid piece of extruded aluminum, which means you never have to worry about breaking bulbs in your shop. Our lights are so durable, in fact, that you can drive a 4 ton truck over them without a scratch. We know, because we did it - see here. The expected lifetime on our LED’s blows CFL’s out of the water and means that you should never have to purchase another light. Most companies provide a 1-year warranty, and we provide a full 7-year warranty that includes the driver (power supply).
Are there vast differences in components? If so, what? Please go into great detail about how you might have far superior components vs the other brands.
In addition to the information above, the Amazon link that you sent primarily shows bulbs, while our product is an entire fixture with lighting already installed. Besides hanging or securing as preferred, the only real installation required is plugging our light into an outlet. Further, when installed with the occupancy sensors, our customers have the potential for energy cost savings from eliminating wasted time with the light on.
The lights seem unnaturally heavy. Why? Was the weight done for the THUD factor because of the price?
Not at all, as mentioned above, we want our lights to be the last our customers have to buy, so they are made from one solid piece of extruded aluminum for maximum durability. This comes with some extra weight!
Who is your customer? What is the demographic? Very few have the spare cash to spend $500 for a garage or shop light.
We have a huge demographic of customers- most male, 30’s-60’s in age, and especially popular among the wood-working population and for customers who work on cars or other projects in their garage and require bright, long-lasting, durable lighting.
Any other information you can provide to justify the cost would be quite helpful.
An additional feature that adds convenience and ease of use to the lights is the easily removable lumen maintenance trays. These can be removed, cleaned, and replaced in just minutes, which is fantastic for folks with a lot of sawdust, grease, or other grime flying around their shop or garage.


I have not used their lights but I do have a Senseme fan. Yes, it just moves air like cheaper fans from big box stores, but it seems to move more air with almost no noise. The led light almost puts out too much light. When someone enters the living room the fan starts and then stops after 20 minutes (adjustable) of no detected movement. Did I mention that it looks really good?
would these lights work in a barn, which i likely to have more moisture than a garage.
Perhaps as sales increase the cost will decrease. This is definitely a specialty product that will appeal to a specialty buyer.
It's too costly for prime time at the moment. It does look well constructed.
That said, I do wish them well.
Wow Tim, that seems like a great light. But its way over priced as far as I'm concerned, engineered to a higher standard than I need. I have been replacing all my 4ft. fluorescent tubes, with LED 4 footers, @ 18 watts per bulb. The internal ballasts have to be bypassed, they run on 110 volts. They are bright white, & ok, in the cellar, but a little harsh in the kitchen. On my next order I'll try warm white & keep the cool white, in the shed or cellar. A good off shoot of the LED's, is they are not affected by the cold. Instant on. One LED tube seems brighter than two of the std 40 watt tubes. Three LED's, in the kitchen, are brighter than six standard fluorescent tubes. I purchased the initial supply through e-bay; NO freight, & no tax. I have seen similar, offered by Home Depot. Keep up the good work.
PS: I've been checking NH, train schedule's. Perhaps run into you this fall .
being able to drive over it with a 3/4 ton truck is nice, but that being said, how many people will be driving over these light fixtures? especially being mounted on a ceiling? also, 122 watts of power in my book adds up at .17 cents a kwh in my neck of the woods. I can see something in the area of 100-150 bucks, but 500?
good luck in the marketplace ...
Common sense seems to be missing in much of today's world, and that includes this fixture... I've long been known to "over engineer" projects and am also VERY demanding in my business for quality vs. quantity --- "Olde World Craftsmanship". I very much agree with previous posts... and will I NOT be purchasing one anytime soon at the current "list" price. As an electrician, engineer, technician and craftsman I can design/build and/or buy a whole lot of light for 7 years for FAR LESS then $500!!! I was expecting maybe $200... even as high as $350 as I read further about them, but certainly not $500! DO THE MATH people! Maybe I'd consider them IF they had a LIFETIME WARRANTY... Yes, they look like GREAT LIGHTS... but not even in the ballpark price-wise for the average home's garage, workshop, basement, etc.
Nice light, I'm sure, but me thinks the people (product developers and marketers) made a mistake. $500 for a shop light has no basis in any realistic view of the market. When I buy the anti-grav, 4000 lb truck that parks on the ceiling (I'm sure Tesla is working on this), then I'll put value on a shop light that a truck can park on top of. Seriously, Big Ass? This product is a mistake.