PETA Demands No Santa Reindeer
You can cook hot dogs on this propane rocket engine.
PETA Demands No Christmas Reindeer
The People who Eat Tasty Animals (PETA) are reported to have issued a proclamation demanding that reindeer NOT be used to pull Santa's sleigh.
Instead, they recommend the use of propane - a wonderful fossil fuel that evidently is naturally renewable being created by Mother Nature.
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WILL NEVER WORK FOR GIFT DELIVERY THE WORLD OVER. IT CANNOT FLY. WORKS GOOD FOR LOCAL DELIVERIES THOUGH.
Oh brother. I like people eating tasty animals.