PETA Demands No Santa Reindeer

You can cook hot dogs on this propane rocket engine.

PETA Demands No Christmas Reindeer

The People who Eat Tasty Animals (PETA) are reported to have issued a proclamation demanding that reindeer NOT be used to pull Santa's sleigh.

Instead, they recommend the use of propane - a wonderful fossil fuel that evidently is naturally renewable being created by Mother Nature.