April 10, 2022 AsktheBuilder Newsletter

Issue #1177 (I think...)

Are you a new subscriber? Welcome! I'm composing this issue using my new Mac Mini computer and my new mind-blowing ultra-wide LG monitor. Go here to see a picture of the monitor as well as a link to the specs of this ultra-wide monitor. Holy Cow! Talk about easy on the eyes. I feel like it's June, 1967, and I'm riding the #31 bus west on McMillan Street!

These two new pieces of hardware replaced my ancient 13-year-old iMac. I'm blown away by the lightning-FAST speed of this new computer. The Mac Mini is just a 1.5-inch thick by 7.5 x 7.5 inch square box!

Speaking of eye candy, Mother Nature didn't disappoint this past week. Look at these dramatic photos of the official Loch Winnisquam Ice Out event. You'll also see the last little pile of snow here at my home.

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If you've been a subscriber since the days of yore, when I still sported a fair amount of dishwater-blonde hair, you might recall this funny video.

A person left a comment about it three days ago that inspired me to re-shoot the video. Let's see if you can figure out what his comment might have been. It put a smile on my face.

Watch the short video and maybe you'll understand why I'm about to do all the work required to create a new video with a slightly different ending!

Build a Brick Patio - Easy

I'm just like you. I don't wear my underpants (small clothes) on the outside of my pants for goodness sake and neither do you. I'm not a superhero.

I continue to make mistakes and very early in my building career I was a hot mess. Read my most recent column where I share one of my major malfunctions.
red clay paving brick patio

Go here and you'll also discover my nefarious plan to win my wife's hand in marriage fifty years ago! It worked!

You're also going to discover what you need to know to build a stunning natural clay brick patio that will NOT FADE. Forget about using those crappy colorized precast concrete brick you see at the big box stores for goodness sake! At the top of the column, I've got a stunning before/after photo of those POC concrete bricks.

If you just want to cut to the chase and desire my time-tested method to install a clay paving brick patio, sidewalk, or driveway, go here. You'll be getting secret formulas, photos, illustrations, links to amazing videos, links to the BEST tools to use, and countless tips.

Sky-High Water Bill

Last week, I think I broke a record. I lost count of the number of homeowners I talked to on the phone or via a video call. Three days ago, I completed one of these affordable consult calls with a man that was in shock over his latest water bill.

The homeowner wanted to know if I could determine if he had a leak in the water line leading to his home. His water bill showed he had used, on average, 45,000 gallons of water each of the previous three months.

I could understand using a large amount of water if it was a family of six with teenage boys taking showers until the hot water runs out! In this case, it was just the husband and wife.

It's important to realize I've been a master plumber since 1981 and my first questions were, "Where is your water meter? Is it inside your basement or outside in a frost-proof pit?"

"It's inside the basement, Tim."

Within minutes, I had narrowed the issue to his humidifier that was directly connected to his furnace and was running 24/7 all through the winter.

"Is it possible for that small 1/4-inch diameter pipe to use that much water," he asked.

Before he asked this, I did a fast calculation based on what water he told me they used each day. I came up with a rough guesstimate of 200 gallons per day. That's only 6,000 gallons a month.

But then his wife spoke up in the background stating she did a load of laundry each day. Hmmmmm???!!!

After hearing that I said, Here's what I want you to do. Adjust your kitchen faucet to where a small stream of water, 1/8-inch in diameter, comes from the fixture. Time how long it takes to fill an 8-ounce measuring cup.

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I already knew the answer but wanted him to go through the experience. You might want to do it too to get your head around how much water you might be WASTING.

Realize the valve on his humidifier was probably creating a stream at least 4X, and maybe as much as 8X, what you see in the photo just above.

I did a poll during my most recent LIVE video stream. Fifty percent of those responding were really curious and wanted to know how much water flows from all their faucets and hoses.

They wanted to double check to see if their water meters are calibrated correctly and registering the real amount of water that's being used!

Do you want to check your water usage to determine if your water bill is correct? If so, watch for next Sunday's newsletter.

New Flushable Wipes

I've been testing some new flushable wipes the past month. A diligent PR woman named Megan reached out to me and sent a sample pack. I made her aware right out of the gate I've been a master plumber since 1981.

I immediately mentioned to her that I had recorded an in-depth video showing the condition of some flushable wipes, and army men too, when they are flushed and then transit 70 feet of residential drain pipe.

flushable wipes test drain pipe

This is the testing setup for my video. It's a true test for what happens in your home. Copyright 2019 Tim Carter

The claim of this wipes manufacturer was that this new wipe breaks down 5X faster than the leading brand of toilet paper. Megan actually sent me a roll of this common paper along with a glossy placard showing how to TEST the wipe against the toilet paper.

flushable wipes 5x faster

I immediately reached out to her saying, "Megan, the testing method on the placard you are asking people to do is NOT REALISTIC. That's not what happens in a toilet and what happens as the wipe transits to the sewer/septic tank."

She didn't dispute this and readily admitted she and her PR peers know very little about the workings of toilets and pipes.

Fast forward a few weeks and she reached out to see how the testing was going. I responded, "I see on the label, in very small print, it says these are safe to use in septic systems. Can you forward to me the test data, test method, and any photos/videos supporting this claim?"
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The two photos above show this claim on the label in very tiny print - about the size of small print on a business card. The Common Man plastic card in the upper right corner is for scale. It's the size of a standard credit card you carry.

The bottom line is the manufacturer couldn't provide to me any actual test data showing what happens to their wipe once it arrives and sits inside a septic tank.

I did agree with Megan that the wipe would fall apart quite readily as it traveled for thousands of feet in a sewer pipe because of the turbidity in the moving water.

You don't have turbidity in a septic tank. Once the wipe gets to the tank, the water doesn't move. I put one of the wipes in a clear bowl and let it sit for a week.

It didn't take long for the wipe to settle to the bottom of the bowl. I had to end the test when Kathy made me get rid of it because she saw one of our cats drinking from the bowl. Here's what the wipe will look like in the bottom of your septic tank.
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Why is all this important?

Here are a few reasons:

  • STOP automatically trusting information you get from people
  • Engage your God-given critical-thinking skills and question things
  • Do your own testing - often it's easy

On a personal level, I find it astonishing the attorneys representing this flushable wipes company - which I REFUSE to name - would allow the product to be labeled as it is.

Well, they could be so-so attorneys. There are far more so-so attorneys out there than the cream of the crop.

As you undoubtedly know, only a small percentage of things, people, information, websites, etc. out there are really really stellar.

I'm pretty sure you and I can agree on that.

I'll be back next week trying to save you money and time.

Tim Carter
Founder - www.AsktheBuilder.com
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Do It Right, Not Over!

P.S. Did you fail to watch the four-minute video of the best movie open you might have ever seen? Who knows, MAYBE you've never seen this movie!!!

Gun Pointed at the Head of the Universe

Gun Pointed at the Head of the Universe

Do you like to hear the slow rhythmic beat of different drums? The first two videos below are soundtracks from the Halo game series that would make Ginger Baker proud. I think you'll love the bass tom-tom drum for sure. Be sure to watch the instructional video just below. It may inspire you to pick up a few sticks!

If you want to listen to the entire Halo Combat Evolved video, that's at the bottom, you MUST PUT ON HEADPHONES for the ultimate stereo listening experience. I use my Bose noise-canceling headphones. They're unbelievable - and that's coming from a guy who ruined his hearing being around screeching circular saws eight hours a day.

Lake Winnisquam Ice Out April 2022

Lake Winnisquam Ice Out April 2022

Ice out for Lake Winnisquam in central New Hampshire was April 8, 2022. That's the day the lake is free of all ice.

Here are photos taken a few days before plus one of the last small pile of snow on the north side of my house.

The pile of snow was 6-feet-tall just six weeks ago.

lake winnisquam april 2022 east

This photo is looking east from my yard. The ice is perhaps 1.5 inches thick at this point. The photo was taken on April 4, 2022.

lake winnisquam april 2022 northeast

This is looking northeast from my deck out across the lake. It was just after 4 pm on April 4th.

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I'm down on the lower patio looking at Gunstock and Belknap Mountains across the lake. This photo was also taken after 4 pm on April 4, 2022.

small pile of snow near house

This pile of snow is about 16 inches tall. A giant pile of snow, sometimes 8-feet-tall, collects here as it slides off my DaVinci Roofscapes roof. When it happens, it sounds like a heard of pachyderms prancing on the roof. WATCH THIS VIDEO and you'll understand why the snow slides off the roof. This is a huge time-saver so you don't have to rake the roof.

 

LG 34WN80C-B Ultra Wide Monitor

LG 34WN80C-B Ultra Wide Monitor

The photo below is my incredible new LG monitor. Don't believe what you read in some of the reviews about over-saturation of the colors.

Those people must have super-sensitive eyes or eat strange mushrooms.

You can ORDER the monitor HERE. I'm telling you it's the BEST MONITOR I've ever used. GO HERE to get all the specs.

LG ultra wide computer monitor

You can ORDER this monitor here. I may buy a second one!

April 7, 2022 Flash Survey

Testing and Reviewing Top-Load Washers

I've been on the receiving end of quite a few emails asking me to TEST and review top-load washing machines and companion dryers.

Which BRAND do you want me to test?
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Please GO HERE and take the FAST anonymous survey.

The survey consists of three simple questions and the LAST one allows you to go on the record about the things you STRONGLY DISLIKE about modern washing machines.

I'll forward your feelings to the manufacturers so they stop irritating you and start to make better machines.

Best Movie Open EVER

Are you old enough to remember this movie? The 4-minute open, in my opinion, ranks as the best movie open of all time.

I'll have a NORMAL Ask the Builder newsletter, if there is such a thing, for you on Sunday morning.

ALERT:

If you're planning on building a new patio this spring or summer, I've got something VERY SPECIAL for you on Sunday morning!

Tim Carter
Founder - www.AsktheBuilder.com

Do It Right, Not Over!

P.S. You may not believe this, but men have feelings too. Often we feel hungry, we feel like going fishing, or we feel like watching football! 🙂

Top Load Washer and Dryer Survey

Top Load Washer and Dryer Survey

I want to review the top-load washer and companion dryer you're most interested in.

If you participate, a magic spell will be cast upon you. You'll see it after you click SUBMIT.

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The Big Chill Movie Open

The Big Chill Movie Open

This might go down in history as perhaps the best opening four minutes of any movie. I remember thinking this when I first saw the movie.

Mortar Recipe Tip

Mortar Recipe Tip

Go here to get the amazing mortar recipe tip including secret recipes and installation tips to change the color of concrete.

Links to the colored pigments are included!

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Mortar Recipe Colored Pigments | Here are just a few of the many many pigments available. You can blend different pigments to get different shades that you don't see here! Go Here TO DISCOVER How To Use them the Right Way.

How to Build a Patio Using Clay Paving Brick

red clay paving brick plaza

How to Build a Patio Using Clay Paving Brick | This brick plaza has been in service for many decades in harsh New England weather. You can build one similar to this with my help! Copyright 2022 Tim Carter

How to Build a Patio - Use Clay Paving Brick for Best Results

There’s something soothing about brick patios and sidewalks if you ask me, my wife, and my dear mother-in-law who is no longer with us. I was introduced to the magic of brick paving before I married my wife. Back fifty years ago my future mother-in-law wanted a private patio built in her backyard using deep-red paving brick.

This patio was nestled under the shade of two giant maple trees that were up on a lawn supported by a small brick retaining wall her husband had built fifteen years earlier. The patio was the perfect size measuring 10 feet by 16 feet. A 30-inch-wide walkway made using the same brick connected the patio to the driveway apron.

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This is the patio I built for my mother-in-law! Yes, it's just a small section. This photo was taken 45 years after I installed the brick. It still was in excellent condition except for the light coat of algae. That can be cleaned using certified organic Stain Solver oxygen bleach. NEVER use chlorine bleach as it will kill all nearby trees and vegetation.

The trouble was that her husband, a traditional general-practice medical doctor, was far too busy going back to medical school at age 55. Medical practice was compartmentalizing in the early 1970s and he knew he needed to be board certified in anesthesia to follow his passion. Thinking that I could help increase the odds of both saying “Yes” to me requesting their daughter’s hand in marriage, I volunteered to do build the patio and sidewalk. My future mother-in-law immediately took me up on the offer.

She had seen an article in a magazine with a photo of what she wanted. In the article, all it said was to install the brick over a bed of compacted sand with some Portland cement in it. That was the extent of my plans and specifications!

Use Hard Clay Paving Brick

My future mother-in-law went to a local brick supplier that had both new and recycled brick. She selected a recycled special paving brick meant to be placed horizontally in the ground. Not all bricks can handle this wear. The issue was there was still some mortar on the brick and I had to hand chisel it all off. The size of the bricks was perfect such that you could create a herringbone pattern. In other words, the brick measured exactly 4 inches wide by 8 inches long. They were 2 and 3/4-inches thick.

red clay paving brick up close

This is a close-up shot of the actual solid clay paving brick I used on my mother-in-law's patio. Note how the width of two of the brick equals the length of one brick. This relationship allows you to create all sorts of interesting patterns. She wanted this cross-hatched pattern.

I dug out all the soil, I got help from my future father-in-law one afternoon installing a string to ensure the edge of the walkway and patio would be in a straight line, and two weeks later the patio was finished. My future mother-in-law was beaming with happiness! That patio was still in exceptional shape forty-five years later! It would still be in use today but an investor purchased the house and ripped out the patio only to put in a dark-gray stamped-concrete patio in its place.

The Paving Brick Disaster Sidewalk

My second attempt at a brick paving job ended in disaster. My plan worked and my wish was granted to marry my high-school sweetheart. I was busy building my construction company. We bought a stunning old five-bedroom home and my darling wife wanted a curved brick sidewalk from the front porch to the driveway.

I could only work on it in the evenings and on weekends so I decided to take a shortcut. I simply dug a pathway about 6 inches deep, put some sand down, compacted it, and then laid on the sand a 1-inch-thick paving brick. It looked superb.

But I noticed that if you stepped on the edge brick they’d tilt and drift into the grass. Then the sugar ants took over. Each day I’d notice small mounds of sand the ants would bring to the surface as they built their underground nests. It was a nightmare and a complete and utter failure. My wife said to rip it out and do it right
I then did some research and discovered that you could build a brick patio or sidewalk that would not only last for many decades, but it would also remain perfectly smooth. My mother-in-law didn’t want the smooth look. She wanted her patio to have very slight undulations in the brick so it looked as if the patio and walkway had been in for 200 years. My new bride wanted a smooth look.

The Old Master Craftsman Mason's Secrets

Fortunately a year earlier I had a conversation with a retired master mason who shared with me how to get cement stucco to bond permanently to new concrete. He had built hundreds of stucco exterior stairs in his career. He told me his method was also the best way to bond brick to horizontal concrete.

To ensure my new front sidewalk would not fail, I removed all the brick pavers and salvaged them. I then dug out the sand and saved it too. I did have to sift it and clean it for use in my second attempt.

I then dug the pathway deeper so I could install a poured concrete pathway with 1/2-inch steel bars in it. The steel rods ensured the concrete would not crack and separate. I then mixed up cement mortar with hydrated lime added to the mix. The old mason told me to use cement paint as an extra adhesive to ensure the mortar would not separate from the concrete slab.

It worked so well, that I built a stunning patio in the back of this house with sloping terraced steps to get to it. I then did the same thing at my last new home constructing two huge patios. All of this work looks as good as the day I installed it and it’s decades-old!

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This is the COVER for my step-by-step PDF download file that shares how to build your dream brick patio. It's got photos, illustrations, links to videos, links to top tools, etc. Satisfaction GUARANTEED!

Step-by-Step How-To Instructions with Illustrations & Videos

I’ve prepared detailed how-to instructions with illustrations and photos showing how to do the two time-tested brick installation methods. Included are all the secret recipes for the mortar, cement paint, videos, brick specifications, and lots of tips so you can create stunning brick sidewalks and patios. This instant-download PDF file guarantees professional results. Go here to get the best instructions on the Internet for building a clay paving brick patio, sidewalk, or driveway.

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