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What is AsktheBuilder (ATB)?

Tim Carter, a national award winning builder and remodeler launched the syndicated ATB newspaper column on October 2, 1993. After working 20 years in the residential building and remodeling industry, he was selected as one of the top 50 remodelers in the U.S. by Remodeling magazine in May, 1993. Tim's archived newspaper columns are the core content of the ATB website.

Tim has now expanded ATB into all major media. The "AsktheBuilder" nationally-syndicated newspaper column is distributed by Tribune Media Services. Tim produced a weekly one-hour radio show on WGRR 103.5 FM in Cincinnati, OH. He also produces 90 second home improvement vignettes for WLWT-TV, the NBC affiliate in Cincinnati, OH. Tim has served as the Editor-at-Large of Extreme How-To magazine. Tim appeared as a craftsmanship judge on a reality TV show in the fall of 2004 produced by Turner Broadcasting System.

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Black Mold Eats Almost Anything – How to STOP It

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Black mold can grow just about anywhere. Here it is on framing lumber that got wet during construction. Why is the black mold on just the one collar tie and not the others? Simple, silly! It's all about food. Keep reading and you'll discover what might be on that 2x10.

"To stop black mold growth, all you have to do is keep surfaces inside your home dry."

DEAR TIM: We accepted a contract to sell our home. After the home inspector discovered some mold, a mold expert was brought in. The two areas of mold, each one measuring about 3 foot by 3 foot, were caused by a burst water pipe that was immediately fixed and the water dried up within 48 hours. Do I have to have the mold professionally cleaned? What about the chronic mold in my bathroom? Barbara S., Lancaster, PA

DEAR BARBARA: To a large degree, I think this mold hysteria has gotten a little bit out of hand. Don't get me wrong, there are molds that are highly toxic and other common molds that can produce life-threatening allergic reactions in highly sensitive people. But everyone needs to understand that mold is a part of the food chain and we actually need it. Mold is just about everywhere outside your home and in many foods we eat. It's just not a good idea to have mold growing on things inside your home.

How Many Types of Mold Are There?

There are over 30,000 known types of molds so you can see that even professional microbiologists could spend a lifetime and not be an expert about each one. But the rest of us who do not actively study mold on a professional level need to know that mold growth, for the most part, can be easily stopped in a home. To stop black mold growth, all you have to do is keep surfaces inside your home dry.

Where Can I Find Mold Spores?

Mold spores are already in everyone's home unless you happen to live in a house built like the sterile rooms at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention where scientists wear special moon suits. Mold spores are invisible to our eyes as they often are only 3 microns across. The smallest object the average person can see with the naked eye is often 50 microns or larger in size. The spores are actual seeds that sprout and grow into microscopic plants when they come into contact with water. They are everywhere in the average home just waiting for water.

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Black mold such as this can blossom in days under the right conditions. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Black mold such as this can blossom in days under the right conditions. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

What Does Mold Eat?

The mold spores in your home must be in contact with an organic substance like food, dust, paper, cardboard, dirt, leather, etc. in order to grow. Surfaces such as ceramic tile and even stainless steel can have mold on them, but the mold is growing in and on a thin invisible layer of dirt, grease, oils, body skin cells, etc.

Sugars of any type are delicious food for mold. Deciduous trees often broadcast microscopic aerosol sprays of sugar that can land on a deck or stick to siding on a home. Spilled sugary soda will become coated with mold in just days given the right conditions. That's what happened to the roof-framing collar tie in the photo at the top of this page.

Is Water Necessary For Mold Growth?

As soon as the spores come into contact with water, the outer surface of the spore dissolves and starts to soften the organic material. Small roots grow out of the spore much like a regular plant into the softened organic food source.

Some molds need very little moisture to flourish while other molds need lots of water to quench their thirst. But when you consider how small the mold spores are, you can see it doesn't take much water to get them to grow. In fact, the water needed to start and support the mold's life cycle can be an invisible fog of tiny water droplets that are also invisible to your eyes.

Why Do Bathrooms Have Mold?

This is one reason people have so much trouble controlling mold growth in bathrooms such as yours. When you take a steamy shower you see the mirror fog up. This same fog covers the ceiling and walls as well and is the water needed to fuel the growth of the pesky mold. This is why bathrooms must have powerful fans that duct the humid air to the exterior of your home, not up into your attic.

After you have bathed, tub and shower walls and shower doors should be squeegeed down to direct as much liquid water as possible to the drain. Bathroom shower curtains need to be shaken to remove as much water as possible. Leave your shower door, shower curtain and bathroom door open when you leave the room. You want all surfaces to dry out as rapidly as possible.

Are Pros Required to Remove All Mold?

The mold the inspector found does not have to be professionally cleaned. Since each area is less than 10 square feet, it falls within the guidelines of do-it-yourself cleanup as stated by the Environmental Protection Agency. When surface areas get larger than 10 square feet, it might be necessary to call in a professional that works with special protective clothing and breathing apparatus and is able to minimize or eliminate the spread of mold spores throughout the rest of the house.

What Type of Respirator Should I Wear?

It is very wise to wear an N-95 respirator when cleaning mold. The cleaning process can liberate additional mold spores into the air that can cause mold to spread and more importantly, create health risks to those people who are allergic to that particular mold.

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It's a good idea to lightly mist the area to be cleaned with a biocide solution such as regular chlorine bleach and water before you start to clean it. Wear rubber gloves and goggles that do not have ventilation holes. You want to avoid getting mold on your skin and in your eyes.

Does Oxygen Bleach Work to Clean Black Mold?

Yes, oxygen bleach is a fantastic black mold cleaner. There's no odor like stinky chlorine bleach, and a product like Stain Solver is certified organic. Just mix the powder with water and saturate the black mold for 20 or 30 minutes, scrub, and rinse.

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Can a Fan Blow Spores Outdoors?

If possible, try to place a large fan in a window in the room you are cleaning to exhaust mold spores outdoors. Imagine the air being filled with smoke. The air will be filled with mold spores as you disturb the surface you are cleaning, so try to exhaust as many spores as possible outdoors.

Should I Wash Everything?

Be sure to rinse well all cleaning tools, rags, etc. immediately after cleaning. Wash all clothes immediately so they do not grow mold in the clothes basket or hamper. Dry all cleaned surfaces with rags, paper towels or a fan. Remember, the key to stopping mold growth in its tracks is to prevent water from getting on any interior surfaces of your home.

Column 556

Tail Hook the USS George Washington Aircraft Carrier

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USS George Washington (CVN 73)

USS George Washington  CVN-73 Sleepover

The plane taking me to my latest adventure telegraphed that I was going someplace special - very special. Not only did the seats face backward, but the cabin was also hot and poorly lit. There were no overhead luggage bins, just life rafts hanging from the bare metal ceiling.

The inflatable life vest I was wearing that was equipped with a dye pack, whistle, and strobe-light as well as the weird cranial helmet equipped with high-performance ear muffs were also a hint that this was to be no ordinary plane ride. My destination was the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS George Washington CVN-73. She was busy carving a crescent-shaped course dictated by the wind 200 miles off the North Carolina coast as I was climbing up the rear freight ramp of the special carrier onboard delivery (COD) turbo-prop plane that is used to ferry people and supplies to carriers.

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I'm in the "Carrier Onboard Delivery" transport plane. It was noisy, hot,I and exciting. SELF-PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Chief Petty Officer Eric Sesit

"The USS George Washington is not your everyday cruise ship," said Chief Petty Officer Eric Sesit. Chief Sesit was preparing five other journalists and myself at the US Naval Air Station in Norfolk, Virginia 90 minutes before we were to fly to the carrier. "Keep your head on a swivel. You're going to see what a cruise ship looks like before she gets carpeting and paneling," remarked Chief Sesit. He wasn't kidding as pipes, valves, cables, brackets, fire hoses, and metal cabinets protruded from the ceilings and walls of just about every passageway on the ship.

Chief Sesit is currently a land-based sailor. He works for Commander Roxie Thomsen Merritt who happens to be in charge of public affairs for the U.S. Naval Air Force Atlantic Fleet. During the first week of June, 1999 I had the pleasure of meeting Commander Merritt and many of the officers of the USS George Washington. Approximately 30 journalists and I were attending a Sears Editors Conference and were invited by the US Navy and the US Navy League to spend several hours aboard the USS George Washington while she was in port.

Sleepover Invitation - You Can't Be Serious?

Captain Rutherford is giving us our initial briefing. PHOTO BY: Chief Eric Sesit

Captain Rutherford is giving us our initial briefing. PHOTO BY: Chief Eric Sesit

Commander Merritt circulated among the different journalists, and those of us who could not restrain our enthusiasm were challenged to a two day stay aboard the ship while it was performing routine carrier qualifications. A civilian aboard an operating aircraft carrier at sea? Surely she was teasing us.

"The aircraft carrier distinguished visitor program is designed to embark individuals who are influential in their community, business or government," stated Commander Merritt in her invitation letter to me. "These embarks provide unique opportunities to foster citizen awareness and understanding of Naval aviation and the carrier training required to keep our forces ready for any contingency," she also wrote. After completing the trip, I would say that this is the biggest understatement I've ever heard. The word unique should have been followed by awesome, once-in-a-lifetime, incredible, unbelievable, etc.!

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This is my official name tag I had to wear while on the ship.

High Anxiety and Surreal

"When you get off the plane, do not take photographs. The flight deck of the carrier is a dangerous place and you will most likely be a little disoriented," said Chief Sesit. Moments after the arresting cables stopped us from plunging into the sea, the rear door of the aircraft opened. I actually thought I was in another world.

The people on the flight deck wore different colored shirts (green, yellow, brown, white, and purple) and everyone was wearing special helmets and goggles to protect themselves from the extreme noise, wind blasts, and fumes from the roaring jet exhaust.

I was first to exit the aircraft and the person who escorted me looked straight into my eyes and communicated with his hands and body language to walk to a specific location and not to move. He had nothing to worry about, as I was not only disoriented but also scared to death. Chief Sesit was right. Standing on the flight deck of an active aircraft carrier is highly dangerous. More importantly, he failed to mention that it's also surreal.

Briefing From the Captain Rutherford

An F-18 pilot tailhooks the #3 wire! PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

An F-18 pilot tailhooks the #3 wire! PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Once aboard the ship, we entered Captain L. G. "Yank" Rutherford's quarters. We unwound from the 0ne-hour flight and abrupt landing in a spacious and smartly appointed dining and living area adjacent to his office and cabin area. Captain Rutherford extended a warm welcome to our group and introduced us to several key officers as well as our on-board tour guide Aviation Boatswain Mate Fuels Chief (Aviation Warfare Specialist) John Laurenti. The captain knew we were anxious to see the ship and he instructed Chief Laurenti to begin the tour.

Air Traffic Control

Here is the island on the USS George Washington. Think of it as an air traffic control tower at a regular airport. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Here is the island on the USS George Washington. Think of it as an air traffic control tower at a regular airport. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

One of the first places we visited was the Primary Flight Control. This is the air traffic control tower of the carrier. This part of the ship is the highest enclosed work platform above the flight deck. It is where you find the Air Boss and his immediate subordinate, the Mini-Boss. These two individuals communicate with the pilots, the captain, and other officers on board the carrier while planes are landing at taking off.

The Air Boss and Mini-Boss, with the help of many other courageous crew members, can launch an array of aircraft every 30 seconds and retrieve them 90 minutes later at 45-second intervals. To say the very least it is a demanding and high-pressure environment.

Chutes and Ladders - Lots of Ladders

The USS George Washington is not only long, but it is also tall - 244 feet to be exact. There are elevators onboard, but they are only used by aircraft, explosives, and supplies. All vertical movement by the crew between decks from the captain down to the lowest ranking enlisted crew member happens via steep ship's ladders. I didn't see an overweight person on the ship and I now know why.

"So, how do you like our $4 billion dollar StairMaster?" Lt. JG Bill Hewitt asked as we settled into the Combat Direction Center. After climbing up and down the ship for nearly three hours his air-conditioned space filled with countless computer screens, monitors, and control panels was exactly what we needed.

The Combat Direction Center bristles with technology to defend the ship. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

The Combat Direction Center bristles with technology to defend the ship. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

The lack of overhead lighting and the multi-colored monitors and displays made it appear like a video arcade. Lt. JG Hewitt's description of the vital function of this area of the ship made it clear to me that any resemblance to a video game palace was merely skin deep. "We defend the ship," he said. Decisions made in this compartment during a conflict affect real lives, not two-dimensional action figures on a TV monitor.

Crowns, Casts, and Spectacles

If you closed your eyes when you walked into the ship's dental compartment, you would swear you were at your own dentist's office. The scent of dental cleaners and compounds was unmistakable. The ship offers full dental services to the entire crew. The staff can make crowns, fill cavities, and even perform oral surgery if necessary.

The hospital and medical compartments were equally impressive. If it were not for the steel floors, walls, and ceilings, you would think you were at your local doctor's office or hospital. Advanced technology allows the onboard doctors to communicate with land-based specialists. For example, x-rays are digitized and transmitted in real-time back to a radiologist who helps the onboard doctors with diagnoses. Surgical procedures can be televised via satellite so that land-based doctors and surgeons can assist during a procedure. It is absolutely amazing.

Chief John Laurenti is going to be a professional island tour guide when he retires from the US Navy! PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Chief John Laurenti is going to be a professional island tour guide when he retires from the US Navy! PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Our tour of the medical area was conducted by an old salt of a sailor, Chief Bankard. We finished up the tour in the optical department where they administer full-blown eye exams and make eyeglasses. I was amazed at the variety of frames that were available. "Sure, we have all sorts of glasses, even birth-control glasses," said Chief Bankard as he pointed to a traditional pair of thick black horned-rimmed glasses.

Chief Laurenti - A Pro

Throughout our tour Chief Laurenti protected and guided us as would any mother hen. "....four, five, six. Looks like you are all here. Let's keep moving," he would say as we went up and down multiple ladders and rounded corners of passageways that all looked the same. It was obvious to me that he was a true pro and had guided civilians around the ship before. Chief Laurenti also knew exactly how to work the crowd. He saved the best for last.

Just before it was time to retire to our staterooms that were immediately below and adjacent to the noisy flight deck, Chief Laurenti took us out onto Vulture's Row. This is a narrow balcony up on the carrier's island superstructure that overlooks the flight deck. It was pitch black outside. The flight deck was illuminated by a soft sodium-vapor light, small colored runway lights, and tens of thousands of stars. It was a magnificent sight to behold.

The flight deck was a busy place that night. Some young pilots were attempting and completing their first-ever nighttime landings on a carrier. Once they landed, they were immediately repositioned and catapulted off the ship for another try. The bluish-white glow of the jet exhaust afterburners was intoxicating. Combined with the noise and the waves of heat and fumes created by the roaring jet engines, Vulture's Row at night was the place to be on the carrier. Chief Laurenti just smiled. He didn't have to say a thing.

The Shirts

ABH1 Swanson's valet parking lot diagram. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

ABH1 Swanson's valet parking lot diagram. PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Because the flight deck is so dangerous and you can't hear over the noise, the crew members who work there wear different colored shirts and helmets that communicate their responsibilities. An observer can simply look onto the flight deck and see if the right person is in the right place.

"With 22 aircraft moving at any given time, it gets hectic out there," said Aviation Boatswain Mate First Class (ABH1) Swanson. ABH1 Swanson and other people he works with are responsible for moving the aircraft around on the flight deck.

They do this by using a scale model of the flight deck, the hanger deck below, and scale model foam cutouts of the different planes that are on-board. The layout is referred to as the Ouija board. "I'm valet parking," said ABH1 Swanson. Everyone involved with the flight deck operations has a tough and dangerous job to be sure, however, Swanson concluded that, "The hardest workin' folks is not us yellow shirts, not the purple shirts. It's the green shirts."

The primary duty of the green shirt crew members is to assist with the launching and recovery of aircraft from the flight deck. These are the brave young people you see closest to the jet afterburners when the planes leave the deck!

The Catapult Shot - Time to Go Home

All good things must come to an end. So true with this wonderful voyage. Just before exiting the ship, Captain Rutherford met with us one final time. He thanked our group for coming and commented on the spirit of the USS George Washington. In his opinion, the heart and soul of the ship lie in its young - average age 21 years old - crew members. "We have high expectations and they live up to them," said Captain Rutherford. Commenting on the switch from civilian life to that of a sailor entrusted with enormous amounts of responsibility, Captain Rutherford summed it up by saying, "The transformation is remarkable. We are pleased with it!"

Sunset from the fantail. Can life be any better? PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Sunset from the fantail. Can life be any better? PHOTO BY: Tim Carter

Moments after the catapult hurled me off the ship in the belly of the transport plane, I reflected on Captain Rutherford's words.

He was right on target. For two days I was surrounded by enthusiastic young people who gushed with determination, discipline, and diligence. They had jobs to do and they did them. These young adults and the officers who train them protected me while on board. By performing these jobs each and every day, they are an important part of our splendid national defense system that allows all of us to be free and enjoy liberties that no one else in the world can rival. All of us need to thank them for their service to our great nation every chance we get!


I received this wonderful email from one of the hundreds of thousands of individuals who have had the pleasure, honor and courage to serve aboard one of our mighty aircraft carriers:

"Mr. Carter,

I am a RETIRED CHIEF AVIATION BOATSWAIN Mate, GREEN shirt Catapult and Arresting gear. Your article above inspired me to email you.

Your article brought back 34-years worth of memories as I was on four carriers from five-hundred feet to one-thousand-fifty feet long.

I experienced lots of hard, enjoyable work with PRIDE. I retired in 1971, taught in vocational school for 19 years and often wish I had continued in the NAVY.

But the thing back then was to give back, so I did, not bad. I was touched by a lot of young people. Thank you for old memories. There is nothing like the NAVY for 22 years. I am now retired to Paradise - Pensacola, FL - the birthplace of Naval Aviation.

Thank you." - Chief Cochran USN Ret.

This adventure was so thrilling I decided to share it with the 31,000 subscribers who read my March 1, 2016 and my October 11, 2020 FREE newsletters. You should subscribe too. Read about a real tail hooker in my November 10, 2015 Newsletter.

Installing Fancy Crown Molding Corners

DEAR TIM: I am going to be installing some crown molding soon. I think I know how to make the needed cuts, but the regular inside and outside corners once cut and installed look fairly standard to me. Is there a way to make the corners look more interesting? Also, is it necessary to cope the miter joints when doing inside corner cuts? Maggie P., Terre Haute, IN

DEAR MAGGIE: I'll tell you what, in my opinion nothing seems to put that needed finishing touch on a room like crown molding. I am not a designer by any means, but I think crown molding has the same visual effect as does pinstripping on clothes and cars. Our eyes are drawn to those lines and crown molding absolutely creates a distinctive break point where walls meet a ceiling.

The light-colored triangular piece of crown molding on the outside corner makes all of the difference. You can also see one in the inside corner as well. It only took 10 more minutes to make these extra cuts. PHOTO CREDIT: Tim Carter

The light-colored triangular piece of crown molding on the outside corner makes all of the difference. You can also see one in the inside corner as well. It only took 10 more minutes to make these extra cuts. PHOTO CREDIT: Tim Carter

I sure hope you do know how to position the molding in your saw to make the necessary cuts. All too often people waste many linear feet of crown molding trying to get the wood to fit perfectly up on the wall.

When my wife Kathy and I got married 30 years ago, we went to New England for our honeymoon. One day, we toured five magnificent houses in Newport, RI. These were mansions built by very wealthy people, and each house had ornate crown moldings in every room. I was just getting into the construction business at that time, but knew enough to recognize the inside and outside corners in those houses were very different from the regular crown molding I had seen back home.

The next time I had to install crown molding, I took some scrap pieces at the end of the day and quickly figured out what those carpenters and master craftsmen had done. The inside and outside corners of the rooms were indeed 90 degree angles, but they didn't turn the corner with two pieces of trim each cut at a 45 degree angle.


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There was a third piece of crown molding that cut across the inside and outside corners. Ask my retired geometry teacher and he will tell you I was not the sharpest arrow in the quiver, but I learned enough to know that the sum of the angles of all the cuts in a regular inside or outside corner must equal 90 degrees. Since there are four cuts needed when you use this third piece of trim, this means the saw gets set at 22.5 degrees for each cut.

The only trick you need to know is the small third piece of crown molding is a perfect triangle. The intersection of the two cuts on this small piece of crown molding meets at a perfect point at the bottom on an outside corner and at the top of inside corners. These cuts are very easy to accomplish with a power miter box saw.

On inside corners, you will have to add a second small flat triangular piece of wood that fills the triangular gap created by the crown molding as it cuts across the corner where the two walls meet. This small piece is cut from flat stock of matching lumber.

As for coped crown molding joints, I used to cope regular inside corner cuts years ago when I installed crown molding. I thought it would make for a better fit instead of trying to get the traditional miter joints to fit perfectly. But I quickly discovered that it takes quite a bit of time to cope a perfect joint that looks better than a miter joint. What's more, you still have to cut the actual miter joint on the end of the crown molding to create the line the coping saw follows.

Since you are already making the miter cut, why not just cut the wood at the right angle and eliminate the need to carefully cut the coped joint? In fact, I can now cut and install the four pieces crown molding in an average room in the amount of time it takes another carpenter to install one straight piece of crown and cope the next corner.

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The trick is to go around the room and figure out the exact angle cuts at the ends of the pieces of crown molding. I do this with test pieces of crown molding I have cut at different saw angle settings. The test pieces for both sides of inside corners are cut respectively at 43, 44 and 45 degrees. I then mix and match the pieces until two of them meet perfectly in the corner. It is common to have one side of the corner be a 43 degree cut while the other side is a 44 or 45 degree cut. The same principal works on outside corners but you cut the test pieces at 45, 46 and 47 degrees.


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The elegant corners produced by inserting a third small triangular piece of crown molding are well worth it. The extra time needed to produce the pieces is maybe just 5 minutes per corner. Once you cut and assemble the first corner, you will stand back and shake your head in amazement.

Inside corners require you to assemble the pieces in order. You can't install the two long pieces that come into each corner and then expect to cut and install the small triangular piece last. Because the back edges of the cut piece are longer than the front edges, this piece must be put in after the first long piece of crown molding is installed. Outside corners are different. If you so choose, you can install the small triangular piece last.

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1. Are there 20 or more scrap pieces of crown molding scattered around your miter saw? Yes No

2. Is your spouse still talking to you? Are You Kidding Me? Does Growling Count?

3. Are the joints between your miters big enough for a 747 to taxi through? Yes No

4. Do you want your friends and neighbors to be impressed with your carpentry skills? YesNo

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if you rite lik this i will not accept it. dont bother wastingyourtime if u write like this and don't no how to use the key that makes capital letters.  ALSO DON"T SCREAM AT ME AND USE ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

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November 6, 2004 Radio Show Tim Answers Barb’s Email Question About Drywall and Wallpaper

Tim:  Okay, really quickly before I got off the air, I got a
really neat email from Barb, who delivers the paper every
morning. Barb, I sure hope you're still out there. She says
she's `wondering if the plaster on the walls is the real
stuff in my house with lath strips behind it. The walls are
falling apart and need to be replaced. My question: Can I
put regular drywall board on the walls? How do I determine
the thickness of the board? After I get the walls up, what
do I need to do to paint them or wallpaper them?'

Here's what you do, Barb. You would actually tear out where
the plaster's loose. You actually kind of square it up, and
after you take that loose plaster off (I wouldn't take it
all off), you're going to find out how thick the plaster is
in different areas. And you're going to find out pretty
quickly that it's different thicknesses. Okay?

You can get 1/4 inch drywall, 3/8 and even 1/2 inch. You're
probably going to end up using 1/4 inch or 3/8 inch drywall.
You're going to screw it to the wood studs of the lath board
and you're going to tape the seams with a dry setting type
joint compound. It comes in bags. You mix it with water.
It's called Durabond. It's made by USG and it's sold any
place where they sell USG products. I've seen it at the home
centers, and it works just like the stuff out of the
buckets. But here's the difference. Once you mix it with
water, in so many minutes it starts to get hard. And that's
the best thing to use to stick to old plaster. If you try to
use regular joint compound on old plaster, it doesn't stick
very well. That's why you've got to use the joint setting
type. Once it's done, then you've got to seal it with a
really good product for wallpaper, and that's at my website
askthebuilder.com. Go the wallpaper section.

November 6, 2004 Radio Show Paul: Draining a 1919 Basement with a Linear French Drain (Winchester, KY)

Tim:  Let's go back to the phones. Once again if you just
happened to tune in, I'm Tim Carter. This is WGRR. It's the
Ask The Builder Show. Coming up in just 13 minutes we've got
Denny McKewen, but right now though it's time to ask the
builder. Paul, what's your question today? Hello, Paul.

Paul:   Yes, Tim. Thanks for taking my call.

Tim:  Oh, it's my pleasure.

Paul:  I have a couple of questions for you today. I have an
older home that was built in 1919.

Tim:  Okay.

Paul:  And my basement walls are rock.

Tim:  Okay.

Paul:  And I'm getting some seepage in my basement.

Tim:  Yes.

Paul:  I want to dig down outside and put in drain tile. Is
it best to go all the way to the bottom of the wall at the
footer to put in that tile?

Tim:  Well, yes it is, but I don't know that you have to do
that. Have you been to my website? Have you read my columns
about linear French drains?

Paul:  No, I haven't.

Tim:  You may want to do that, because I'll bet you that you
can stop 98%, maybe 99% with just this very simple system.
I've had hundreds of people do it. They have emailed me and
in almost every single case, it has solved all of their
problems. All a linear French drain is... you know how a
gutter works on a house?

Paul:  Yes, Uh-huh.

Tim:  Okay. A gutter collects the water before it hits the
ground, you know, like splashes off the roof? And then what
the gutter does is it collects it and redirects the water to
the downspouts that you just told me to talk about, and then
the downspout, if you extend it far enough away from the
house, it pipes the water away from your home.

Well, imagine if you took and put a gutter (I know this
sounds crazy) around your house in the soil. Now, the way
you do it, you don't put a metal gutter in. You actually dig
a trench that's 6 inches wide that's maybe 24 inches deep,
and you dig it all the way around the house and then you
extend the trench towards the lowest part of your lot. All
right?
Paul:  Okay.

Tim:  Now, in the bottom of a perforated drainpipe you fill
the entire trench all the way to the top with 1 inch rounded
gravel. Okay? Now, what happens is that water is moving
through the soil towards your house. What happens is it hits
that gravel and it goes, `My goodness, it's easy to go
through this gravel,' because it's hard to go through the
soil. It drops down through the gravel, it hits the pipe, it
finds this giant 4 inch diameter tunnel that's really easy
to go through, and the water just flows through that
perforated pipe and eventually exists out at the lowest part
of your lot. And actually, these linear French drains, they
almost act like a suction pump in the soil, because once
that water starts to flow into the pipe, it actually pulls
the water and the nearby soil into the pipe. It's amazing
how they work.

Paul:  Okay. Do you dig this up next to the basement or out
from it a little bit?

Tim:  No. I like to put it out about 6 feet away, because I
want the soil from the house to where this linear French
drain is to slope down towards it. Understand?

Paul:  Okay. Yes sir.

Tim:  You want to make sure that the soil around you house
in the first 10 feet out from the house slopes at least 6
inches, if not more. Denny McKewen's right here. He's our
gardening guy and I'm sure he's seen this too. Some of the
really poorly trained landscaping companies, they'll
actually take landscaping plans near houses and they
actually slope the grounds toward the house. They'll build
up mulch bed. They'll do all kinds of wrong things and
they've actually got water going the wrong way. So, you need
to have that ground sloping away from the house. And the
code is very specific about it. It says it wants 6 inches of
slope in the first 10 feet, and that's a minimum
requirement. In other words, if you can get it to slope a
foot, do it. All right?

Paul:  Okay.

Tim:  And it slopes right to where that linear French drain
is, and all I can tell you, they work and they work so well,
you just can't believe it.

Paul:  Okay. I might not need to dig all the way down.

Tim:  No, you do not need to dig all the way. I want you to
try this first. Go read that column and if you have any
questions, email me. Okay?

Paul:  Okay. Let me ask you one other quick question.

Tim:  Yes.

Paul:  Is there any product out that will actually seal the
old rock foundation, the rock wall for a basement like
concrete?
Tim:  Yes, you bet there is. In other words, if you had the
wherewithal, the money and you really wanted to do this; if
you actually brought in a backhoe and completely excavated
around the outside of your house, I mean completely did it,
all right? And went all the way down to the bottom rock, and
you took a pressure washer and you washed the stone on the
outside, got it completely so it looked like brand new when
they first built the house?

Paul:  Uh-huh.

Tim:  And then you stuccoed it. I mean, you'd actually bring
in a stucco contractor and stucco the outside so that it's
pretty smooth and then wait two weeks and have the people
from Rubber Wall or Tuff `N Dry come in to actually spray a
compound on the foundation. It would be completely
waterproof. But my guess is that might cost you about
$50,000.

Paul:  Well, that's what I'm saying. That sounds expensive.

Tim:  Huge money. But if you won the lottery, I could
waterproof the outside of that foundation and I would
guarantee it. So, yes, it can be done.

Paul:  So, on your website you have some information on
there about the linear French pipe?

Tim:  Yes, linear French drain. Just go on the left-hand
side of my website. In a column you're going to see a word
called `drainage' and click that drainage word and, believe
me, it's there.

Paul:  Okay.

Tim:  If you can't find it, email me. Just say, `Hey Tim, I
talked to you on the radio today and I can't find that
column about French drains.'

Paul:  Okay.

Tim:  All right, Paul!

Paul:  Well, thank you very much, Tim. I appreciate the
information.

Tim:  Call me anytime.

Paul:  You have a great show!

Tim:  Well, thanks very much. Thanks a whole lot.

November 6, 2004 Radio Show Billie: Covering the Front Stoop with Slate or a Concrete Overlay (Pittsburgh, PA)

Tim:  Let's go to the phones once again. Billie, it's Tim
Carter. Thanks for calling Ask The Builder. How are you
today?

Billie:  Hi. How are you?

Tim:  Doing pretty good!

Billie:  Good! I had emailed you about my front stoop. I'm
in Pittsburgh.

Tim:  Yes.

Billie:  I read the article you told me to read about,
putting slate on it.

Tim:  Yes.

Billie:  And I didn't know whether that would be better, or
someone had also suggested just repairing the cracks and
painting it with like an oil paint with like a no-skid in
it, or something?

Tim:  No. You don't want to paint it, because any paint that
you put on that outdoor porch stoop is very likely going to
peel off for any number of reasons.

Billie:  Okay.

Tim:  In my opinion, you've got a couple of choices: cover
it with a slate, which is just drop-dead gorgeous. I hope
you could kind of tell that from that photograph that's in
that column?

Billie:  Uh-huh.

Tim:  Or, if you want to; if you want to go back with a
concrete look and even colorize it, you can do a thin
concrete overlay even as thin as a quarter of an inch. And
if you go back to the website again and look under the
concrete section, you'll see where I talk about concrete
overlays.

Billie:  Okay.

Tim:  Like I said, you can go as thin as a quarter of an
inch, which means you're just putting a coating of stucco
on, or if you even wanted to add 1/2 inch or 1 inch of new
concrete, you can do that as well. And if you follow all the
directions in that column, it'll look fantastic. Now, here's
the best part. Like you were just talking about painting it
a different color?

Billie:  Uh-huh.

Tim:  When you put down this new concrete overlay; have you
seen this stamped
concrete around your house anywhere or at some of these
restaurants?

Billie:  Yeah, where you can dye it how you want.

Tim:  Yeah, exactly. They have these dry pigments. They're
called dry shake and it just looks like flour. It's this bag
of colored pigments. And once the concrete's wet, you kind
of shake it into it. You know what I mean?

Billie:  Yes.

Tim:  You like shake these pigments in and you trowel it in.
And that color penetrates down into that coating about 1/8
to 3/16s of an inch, and you'll actually have a permanently
colored concrete surface. So, you can do that! So, you've
got a lot of options.

Billie:  Which do you think would hold up better and longer?

Tim:  I would have no trouble with the slate. The slate will
last longer than you will on this earth ((laughing) if you
put it down the way I told you to. I'm serious. If you put
that slate down the right way, it'll last 50 to 100 years.
And personally, I think the slate has so much more
character.

Billie:  Yeah. When I was at the store, I looked and they
just had so many beautiful colors in it and it was really
nice.

Tim:  Right!

Billie:  So, I just wanted to make sure that that was the
best option.

Tim:  Well, I mean, think about it. Slate's rough. I mean,
it's rough!

Billie:  Right.

Tim:  So the only thing you have to worry about is making
sure that you put the thin set down right so it doesn't
become detached.

Billie:  Right. I mean, something needs to be done.

Tim:  I tell you what, Billie, I wish I could come back up
there in Pittsburgh. I'd help you put it down. We'd have it
down in about a day or so.

Billie:  Oh, wow! Okay. Well, that's half of my battle. I'm
not sure if you saw the pictures, but then I had them take
that awful awning off of the house. And I didn't know, Is
there something out there, a company that makes like pre-
made gables, or is there another option I can use, like a
cloth? You know, those cloths.

Tim:  Yeah, just a regular cloth awning. There's nobody that
makes a pre-made gable because it would be too heavy. I mean
it just wouldn't work. You'd have to frame that yourself.
So, yeah, different cloth awnings. I mean, I wouldn't
hesitate to do that. That's just a commercial product. Just
look in the yellow pages and you'll find those.

Billie:  Okay. It might be a good way of getting a gable if
I hire a contractor for me.

Tim:  Yeah, it's not as hard as you might think, but I'd
probably hire a remodeling contractor. They could probably
put one up in a couple of days.

Billie:  Right. Okay.

Tim:  All right!

Billie:  I'm sorry. Could I ask you one more question?

Tim:  Yeah, very quickly.

Billie:  Okay. The fiberglass rails and columns that resell,
are those reliable to use?

Tim:  Yes, absolutely if you go fiberglass.

Billie:  Okay.

Tim:  And even the aluminum ones are good. There's the same
old thing. Let price be your barometer. In other words, look
at all the different options, and the ones that tend to be
the most expensive probably have the best ingredients and
best materials in them.

 Billie:  Uh-huh.

Tim:  But pay attention. Here's the most important thing.
Once you've decided on which one you want?

Billie:  Uh-huh.

Tim:  You ask that company, `I'd like to have three
addresses where you've installed these things.' And actually
drive up and go knock on their door and see how they really
look up close and personal, because what they look like in a
showroom and what they look like at houses are sometimes
entirely different.

Billie:  (laugh) Okay! Thanks for your help. Thank you.

Tim:  All right, Billie! Contact me anytime. Thanks for
calling.